Style me – or not

Can someone please explain me why you can never possibly leave the hairdresser looking exactly how you wanted to?

No matter how hard you try and no matter how well you come prepared to the appointment (including pictures of the hair cut you want and a detailed power point presentation about the type of waves you like). And most importantly, no matter how much you pay!

My second thought goes to the guy who invented the wavy hairstyle: seriously buddy, why did you do that? Why. Because apparently, you are the only one who can really do it, given all the hairdressers I have been to clearly cannot! And I am not the only one who has felt the urgency of going straight under the shower to wash her hair back again right after the visit at the hairdresser. I know at least a couple of friends who have lived the experience and felt like a poodle instead of feeling like a Kardashian.

I hope you can help me giving an answer to this unsolved existential query. And if – even better – you are a hairdresser and you CAN actually do a wavy hairstyle like the Kardashians, please give me your number!!!